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Hyphen 36, February 1965. Walt & Madeleine
Willis, 170 Upper N'Ards Rd., Belfast 4, N.
Ireland. Art Ed. Art Thomson. Editorial
board of trusties Bob Shaw, James White,
George Charters, Chuck Harris, Dr. Ian Mc-
Aulay.
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HAPPINESS COMES IN LITTLE GREEN RECTANGLES
.....THE ARMAMENTS RACE WITH RUSSIA CAN
END ONLY IN A DEAD HEAT .... GET ME ANY MAT-
ERIAL, I'M DESPERATE. THE ANNUS ISSUE HAS
WIPPED MY BACKLOG PRACTICALLY CLEAN ... . .
IT'S NOT THAT HE REALLY BELIEVES ENGLISH-
MEN ARE AFFECTED, HE JUST HAS THIS FEEL-
ING THAT IF YOU WOKE ONE UP IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT HE WOULD TALK LIKE ANYONE
ELSE ..... YOU ARE JUST A FIST-BRANDISHER
WHO COMES ALONG EVERY NOW AND THEN FOR
DEMONSTRATIONS? ..... SEX IS A GREAT LEVEL-
LER ..... I'M GIVING UP NAME-DROPPING, AS I
TOLD THE QUEEN ..... IF I HAD TO GIVE UP
EATING IT WOULD BE THE DEATH OF ME .....
HEFNER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR A WHOLE GENER-
ATION OF AMERICAN BOYS GROWING UP WITH
THE BELIEF WOMEN ARE BORN WITH STAPLES IN
THEIR NAVELS ..... I WAS EDUCATED AT BUTLINS
..... HE'S THE WORST CATHOLIC SINCE GENG-
HIS KHAN ..... THE NEIGHBOURS ARE JEALOUS
OF US, JUST BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A FITTED
CARPET IN THE GARAGE ..... I'D RATHER BE
MOBBED THAN SHOW MY FOREHEAD .... FUNNY HOW
YOU CAN JUST SAY CONTENTOUS LITTLE XXXX
AND EVERY ENGLISH FAN KNOWS WHO YOU MEAN
..... WHY DIDN'T THEY LET LADYSMITH REL-
IEVE HERSELF? .... THEY SENT HIM TO THE SALT
MINES ON CEREBOS ..... HE HAS A SHOCK OF
HAIR AND HIS FACE IS A BIT OF A SHOCK TOO
.... HE'S A SORT OF FAT CASANOVA --- ALL WOLF
AND A YARD WIDE ..... HAVE I GOT A PAIN IN
MY BACK? YOU CAN SCIATAGAIN ..... EVERYONE
FOR HIMSELF AND GOD FOR US ALL, AS THE
ELEPHANT SAID WHEN IT DANCED AMONG THE
CHICKENS ..... IF HE'S MAN'S BEST FRIEND
WHY DOESN'T HE TELL HIM? ..... I GAVE YOU
A BANANA AND YOU FRITTERED IT AWAY .....
WE CAN'T ALL BE CLAUDE DEGLERS ..... I
DREAMED I FOUND THE SECOND FOUNDATION IN
MY MAIDENFORM BRA ..... THE KENNEDY ASSASS-
INATION OCCURRED AT A MOST INOPPORTUNE
TIME FOR ME ..... GET OUT. GET OUT. THIS IS
THE N3F HOSPITALITY ROOM ..... I COME TO
BARRY GOLDWATER NOT TO PRAISE HIM ......
bill edwards, richfield news reporter,
duggie fisher, patricia highsmith, lord
robens, tom perry, larry adler, peggy
white, chuck harris, waw, bob shaw, george
charters, dick ellington, terry carr,
martin gardner
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