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Science- Fiction
Five-Yearly 8

Issue Number Eight : November 1986


Cover (Stu Shiffman) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
Editorial : Down the Black Hole (Lee Hoffman) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4
The Harp that Once or Twice (Walt Willis) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6
The Five-Yearly Sentence (Robert Bloch) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10
Last and First Dogs (A. Vincent Clarke) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .12
Somewhere Near Penrhyndeudrath (Dave Langford) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
Why I Never Write Articles for Fanzines (Chuck Harris) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17
The Purple Fields of Fanac, Part II (Ted White). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21
The Fan Family Get Rich Quick (Linda Pickersgill) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24
Ass't End (Words from the Subeditors) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 31
Bacover (Teresa Nielsen Hayden) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34

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Artwork: Lee Hoffman, pp. 4, 5; Teresa Neilsen Hayden, pp. 6, 7; Vin¢ Clarke, p. 13; Steve Stiles, pp. 14, 16; Ross Chamberlain, pp. 24, 25, 27, 28, 30; All other illustrations by Stu Shiffman.

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SCIENCE-FICTION FIVE-YEARLY, The Fanzine They Couldn't Put Away, is published twice per decade by Lee Hoffman, Founder and Supremo, for a handpicked group of lighthearted idiots plus, of course, you. SFFY was founded in 1951 and has appeared since with the ticking regularity of isotopic decay. This issue's crew of Assistant (or Ass't) Editors comprises Patrick & Teresa Nielsen Hayden and Art Editor Stu Shiffman. The contents of this publication are fictional and any resemblence between persons depicted herein, or Robert Bloch, is entirely coincidental. SFFY is copyright (c) 1986 by Lee Hoffman for the contributors; address all correspondence to her at 3335 Harbor Blvd, Port Charlotte FL 33952. 6th Fandom Is Not Dead; it simply rests a lot these days. Yngvi is still a louse.


Data entry by Judy Bemis
Hard copy provided by Geri Sullivan

Data entry by Judy Bemis

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