Each month from the newsstands they leer,
And through twisted fangs madly peer
Red-eyed, but showing fear
Lest the poor stricken HERO should lammy,
Each BEM delivers a double whammy
Knocking the guy on his union suit fanny
Before crawling back in some nook or cranny.
Each BABE not quite dressed, with an innocent gaze
Reveals all her charms by the light of the rays
Given off by a super destructo-gun .....
Each HERO comes equipped with one .....
Yet everyone knows it can only stun
all they who are not called Bergey fen
but dare to raise their heads as men
and look the covers in the face,
deigning not at each disgrace
to rip them off. I must coonfess
to them, I dedicate this mess.
Text versions by Judy Bemis, page scans by Judy Bemis and Kim Huett
Data entry by Judy Bemis
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